DAGENS ORD: love
1. love
The most spectacular, indescribable, deep euphoric feeling for someone. Love is an incredibly powerful word. When you're in love, you always want to be together, and when you're not, you're thinking about being together because you need that person and without them your life is incomplete. This love is unconditional affection with no limits or conditions: completely loving someone. It's when you trust the other with your life and when you would do anything for each other. When you love someone you want nothing more than for them to be truly happy no matter what it takes because that's how much you care about them and because their needs come before your own. You hide nothing of yourself and can tell the other anything because you know they accept you just the way you are and vice versa. It's when they're the last thing you think about before you go to sleep and when they're the first thing you think of when you wake up, the feeling that warms your heart and leaves you overcome by a feeling of serenity. Love involves wanting to show your affection and/or devotion to each other. It's the smile on your face you get when you're thinking about them and miss them. Love can make you do anything and sacrifice for what will be better in the end. Love is intense,and passionate. Everything seems brighter, happier and more wonderful when you're in love. If you find it, don't let it go.
2. love
Nature's way of tricking people into reproducing.
3. love
Lust is the desire for their body; love is the desire for their soul.
4. love
Love is patient; love is kind and envies no one. Love is never boastful, nor conceited, nor rude; never selfish, not quick to take offence. Love keeps no score of wrongs; does not gloat over another's sins, but delights in the truth. There is nothing love cannot face; there is not limit to its faith, its hope, and its endurance. In a word, there are three things that last forever: faith, hope, and love; but the greatest of them all is love. (urbandictionary.com)
Dagens ord: guano
1. bat shit
2. Guano mines as a source of nitrate, producing 84% of the world's supply of fertilizer, a $1.4 billion industry. Guano. Hello. Does "poo" ring a bell? by CartoonChess
3. a substance composed chiefly of the excrement of seafowl and used as a fertilizer; aka bat sh!t
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2. Guano mines as a source of nitrate, producing 84% of the world's supply of fertilizer, a $1.4 billion industry. Guano. Hello. Does "poo" ring a bell? by CartoonChess
3. a substance composed chiefly of the excrement of seafowl and used as a fertilizer; aka bat sh!t
watch "ace ventura 2"
Dagens ord: Blue
blue red green balls purple white sex yellow black orange color blue balls pink eyes gay brown sad crip awesome death the smurf screen penis sky shit hot drugs cool ass of girl fuck blonde tooth blu sexy man hair dog dick bluetooth beer water pussy drink alcohol weed vs vodka
1. A colour.
2. The feeling of being down or miserable
3. In some regions, describes one's sexual preference - in this case, that one prefers guys.
a. 'The sky is blue' b. 'You alright? You look a bit blue.' c. 'So, are you pink, purple or blue?
1. A colour.
2. The feeling of being down or miserable
3. In some regions, describes one's sexual preference - in this case, that one prefers guys.
a. 'The sky is blue' b. 'You alright? You look a bit blue.' c. 'So, are you pink, purple or blue?
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Derka
Stereotypical Arabic word used in lieu of actual Arabic dialogue in "Team America: World Police." Has no actual meaning in Arabic. "Derka derka derka derka. Derka derka, Mohammad Jihad".
Love
1. Lust is the desire for their body; love is the desire for their soul.
2. Love is giving someone the power to destroy you, and trusting them not to. There's a thin line between love and hate.
3. We think about it, sing about it, dream about it,lose sleep worrying about it. When we don't have it; we search for it; when we discover it; we don't know what to do with it; when we have it; we fear losing it. It is the constant source of pleasure and pain. But we can't predict which it will be from one moment to the next. It is a short word, easy to spell, difficult to define, impossible to live without.
Time
1. Nature's way of keeping everything from happening all at once.
2. A nonspatial continuum in which events occur in apparently irreversible succession from the past through the present to the future. We come to this place falling through time, living a hollow life.
Tired high
A state of altered perception brought on by a lack of sleep. When he started to hallucinate he wasn't sure if it was the weed or if he was just tired high.
Slip of the thumbs
When sending a text message and the recipient of the message was not the intended recipient.
Alternatively, when you try to reply to one person, and another message comes in just as you're about to reply, and you end up replying to the wrong person. This issue can have detrimental effects.
Girl to married guy: "Hey, what are you up to?" (Guy is getting ready to reply, when he's distracted for two seconds, during which time, the following message hits his phone."
Wife to her husband: "I made it to Dallas."
(Now husband, thinking he's replying to his girlfriend says)
Husband to his wife (slip of the thumbs): "Nothing, my wife is out of town if you want to sleep over tonight."
Wife to husband: "WTF!?!?!"
Rebooty
1. A booty call made with an ex.
2. A renewed relationship with an ex. After they broke up, Joe still called Kate for some rebooty on weekends.
Hello list
The list of people you have to or want to say "hello" to on a daily basis. Especially relevant for students in university buildings, or coworkers in a workplace. Some people might decide to put you on their hello lists, even if they aren't on yours! Typically, reciprocity is expected. (Dropping someone from your hello list to just a nod when you pass him or her might be considered a snub by the other person).
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Derka
Stereotypical Arabic word used in lieu of actual Arabic dialogue in "Team America: World Police." Has no actual meaning in Arabic. "Derka derka derka derka. Derka derka, Mohammad Jihad".
Love
1. Lust is the desire for their body; love is the desire for their soul.
2. Love is giving someone the power to destroy you, and trusting them not to. There's a thin line between love and hate.
3. We think about it, sing about it, dream about it,lose sleep worrying about it. When we don't have it; we search for it; when we discover it; we don't know what to do with it; when we have it; we fear losing it. It is the constant source of pleasure and pain. But we can't predict which it will be from one moment to the next. It is a short word, easy to spell, difficult to define, impossible to live without.
Time
1. Nature's way of keeping everything from happening all at once.
2. A nonspatial continuum in which events occur in apparently irreversible succession from the past through the present to the future. We come to this place falling through time, living a hollow life.
Tired high
A state of altered perception brought on by a lack of sleep. When he started to hallucinate he wasn't sure if it was the weed or if he was just tired high.
Slip of the thumbs
When sending a text message and the recipient of the message was not the intended recipient.
Alternatively, when you try to reply to one person, and another message comes in just as you're about to reply, and you end up replying to the wrong person. This issue can have detrimental effects.
Girl to married guy: "Hey, what are you up to?" (Guy is getting ready to reply, when he's distracted for two seconds, during which time, the following message hits his phone."
Wife to her husband: "I made it to Dallas."
(Now husband, thinking he's replying to his girlfriend says)
Husband to his wife (slip of the thumbs): "Nothing, my wife is out of town if you want to sleep over tonight."
Wife to husband: "WTF!?!?!"
Rebooty
1. A booty call made with an ex.
2. A renewed relationship with an ex. After they broke up, Joe still called Kate for some rebooty on weekends.
Hello list
The list of people you have to or want to say "hello" to on a daily basis. Especially relevant for students in university buildings, or coworkers in a workplace. Some people might decide to put you on their hello lists, even if they aren't on yours! Typically, reciprocity is expected. (Dropping someone from your hello list to just a nod when you pass him or her might be considered a snub by the other person).
Shitty shitty bang bang
Kom precis innanför dörren här hemma och satte på tv:n. Yeeay, det är Seinfeld! :D George säger "shitty shitty bang bang" så fick för mig att googla det och här är resultatet:
Detta kommer från Urban dictionary (så bra!).
(Kul när man läser förklaringarna och sen ser att uttrycket kommer från en barnfilm från 60-talet).
Shitty shitty bang bang
1. Bad sex. Any situation in which you would define a certain time when your fuck was "Shitty" (This term partially derives from the popular kids movie, "Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang")
NOTE: this word is also commonly used as 'Pretty Shitty Bang Bang'.
2. (Verb) A con maneuver where a prostitute promises to fulfill your dreams, gets paid up front, then gives you a quicky and/or makes you come as fast as possible to increase the turn around time.
Origin: From, "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang", a 1968 family musical about a magical car that had the power to make dreams come true
"I called the escort service with great expectations, but got a shitty shitty bang bang instead."
3. Having sex with a member of the opposite sex while on the toilet.
"I had to go to the bathroom so I called my girlfriend in there and we had a nice shitty shitty bang bang."
Detta kommer från Urban dictionary (så bra!).
(Kul när man läser förklaringarna och sen ser att uttrycket kommer från en barnfilm från 60-talet).
Shitty shitty bang bang
1. Bad sex. Any situation in which you would define a certain time when your fuck was "Shitty" (This term partially derives from the popular kids movie, "Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang")
NOTE: this word is also commonly used as 'Pretty Shitty Bang Bang'.
2. (Verb) A con maneuver where a prostitute promises to fulfill your dreams, gets paid up front, then gives you a quicky and/or makes you come as fast as possible to increase the turn around time.
Origin: From, "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang", a 1968 family musical about a magical car that had the power to make dreams come true
"I called the escort service with great expectations, but got a shitty shitty bang bang instead."
3. Having sex with a member of the opposite sex while on the toilet.
"I had to go to the bathroom so I called my girlfriend in there and we had a nice shitty shitty bang bang."
