Seinfeld-citat

Alltså, man kan ju inte annat än att älska Seinfeld. På åttan så var det precis en tillbakablick med det bästa av det bästa (säsong 9, avsnitt 22). Gillar när jag sitter för mig själv och asgarvar.


George Costanza: I lie every second of the day. My whole life is a sham.

George Costanza: Believe it or not, George isn't at home. Please leave a message at the beep.
I must be out or I'd pick up the phone. Where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not home.

[beep]
Cosmo Kramer: Boy, these pretzels are makin' me thirsty.

Cosmo Kramer: You ever dream in 3-D? It's like the Boogie Man is coming RIGHT AT YOU.

Elaine: I'm not a lesbian. I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian.

Jerry: The road less taken is less taken for a reason.

Frank Costanza: [yelling] Serenity now. Serenity now.

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George Costanza: You don't think she'd yada yada sex?
Elaine: [raising hand] I've yada yada'ed sex.
George Costanza: Really?
Elaine: Yeah. I met this lawyer, we went out to dinner, I had the lobster bisque, we went back to my place, yada yada yada, I never heard from him again.
Jerry: But you yada yada'd over the best part.
Elaine: No, I mentioned the bisque.

George Costanza: They forgot my bread.
Jerry: [under his breath] Just forget it. Let it go.
George Costanza: Um, excuse me, I - I think you forgot my bread.
Soup Nazi: Bread - $2 extra.
George Costanza: $2? But everyone in front of me got free bread.
Soup Nazi: You want bread?
George Costanza: Yes, please.
Soup Nazi: $3!
George Costanza: What?
Soup Nazi: No soup for you!
[snaps fingers]
Soup Nazi: [cashier takes George's soup and gives him back his money]



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